| Thursday, August 14, 2008 |
| Well I was walking down the road and... |
Bombsatulations!!!
A bus comes out of nowhere, and hits me. However, it did not seem to phase me, for I leaped back into the air and walked off without a scratch. Someone who had evidently seen the incident swooped from the sky and whisped me from the ground. The next thing I know I am sitting in a 4 by 4 wave pool surrounding by fine looking Italian men. All at once the pool began to drain and shockingly took me along with it. I then found myself in a strange field, upon looking down I realized that all the grass was actually twizzlers, when I ate one, I was suddenly addicted and couldn't stop eating them. Then out of nowhere comes Ron Byrd to the rescue!!! RB dropped me with a parachute into a room where Jim Sturgess was waiting with a bucket of strawberries.
THE END! |
Slid down the rainbow at 1:41 PM  |
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