| Thursday, January 03, 2008 |
| interview |
my interview with...
Imaginary Interviewer: Hello, you don't mind if I question you until you reconsider whether or not life is so great.
Me: Well, I'm not so sure anymore.
II: Too bad, I've already paid your Agent. So, let's be honest, what you rather be doing than sitting here with me, pathetic sad me?
Me: Frankly, you are pathetic, but i don't mind and I believe I would rather be hanging out with Bob Barker on a Sycamore tree, but that's about it.
II: I'm not sure how to take that. Anyway, have you ever had a purple mohawk.
Me:What...um...{darty eyes} How do you know about my Indian in the Cupboard Days?
II:MWah-haha.
Me:Uh, what's going on here?
II: HEY! I ask the questions.
Me: Get on with it. I have a 2'o'clock Dysfunctional Pants Seminar.
II: So, tell me more about this Dysfunctional Pants Seminar you are attending.
Me: Well, actually I'm leading it. I just feel so sorry for those people and their pant problems.
II: Oh, yes, I see, I see...Do you mind if I come along?
Me: Yes. Yes I do.
II: Oh...well...Uh, how do you feel about the Jackson 5 getting back together?
Me: Well, they were quite ingenious when previously together, however I don't know how they will mesh after all that's happened. Besides, didn't Tito pass a while back..?
II: This topic has rapidly become boring.
Me: You started it!
II: You made it boring!
Me: Your a pig!
II: Your a turkey!
Me:{Throws paint} Go away, I hate you!
II: Grrrrr...{door slams.} |
Slid down the rainbow at 9:39 AM  |
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You're so interesting...