The Umbrella Chronicles.
Sunday, June 17, 2007
yammering midgets.
Why isn't anyone alive? I just want to talk to someone. And there is no one to talk to. I realize that it's not so ridiculous, because it's 1:00 in the am. But, I haven't talked to anyone for almost three days. I sound whiney. I know I do. But, for some reason, I don't care. I've been whiney before. And it's never put me in an extremely tragic state. I feel like I have a better relationship with the Gilmore girls than I do my friends right now. I don't have such a great relationship with my computer, she's having some sort of mental dysfunction, but I'm working on it. I really feel like hanging out with Ellen DeGeneres right now. Why aren't the profiles on Blogspot made to be able to look pretty? It seems like a loverly idea. I decided to blowdry my hair upside down today, and it's true. It does give your hair an extra bounce. I also went with the purple nail polish, but it didn't end up so purple, more of a toxic looking magenta. So I decided to go old-school, I just put a bunch of bon-bons nail polish on there in a mosaic form, so now I look like a preschooler took there fingers to her toe. I feel kinda like a jerk right now, and I can't really figure out why, but I'd love to redeem myself from whatever I've done. I'm on my mom's computer, so I have no music, and it's terrible depressing. But, it's got one of those really good whimsical keyboards. Who knew a keyboard could be whimsical? Not me, no siree. But this one has no brain disabilities, so it's got my heart all winned over. I'm scared to leave the keyboard. There's nothing else to do. I could, and probably should read my book. But I oh so ever don't want to. My computer is making a really annoying noise. Okay, I made it go away. This blog is really stupid and boring, but I can't think of anything to say, and I really don't want to go away. I feel...I don't remeber what I feel because my sister interrupted me to tell me we wouldn't be watching Chitty Chitty, Bang Bang. A really freaking long classic movie, that's a lovable hair-pulling musical. I love it, don't get me wrong, but I have no desire to watch it with my sister trying desperately to come up with words that sound somewhat similar to the real words of these great songs. Why won't the midget stop yammering? I love my sister, but I can't stand her right now. I can't be alone for a mere two seconds. She's always asking me if I want to do something with her and then making this big-eyed, I-just-love-you, I-scraped-my-knee, kind of look. And when I'm not being forced to do something with her, I'm doing something that she can easily make herself involved with and me not have the right to kick her out. Something changed, on my post something changed. The words aren't in the same place. That's creepy. Ellen was voted funniest woman alive. I thought I'd share. I guess I'll post, maybe read. Ew. I love reading, I hate that book. I know it's a classic, but I hate forced reading know matter how beloved the book is. I think we should've gotten to pick a book to read and choose a project from a list to do, that way we have a little freedom. Summer is usually synonamous with freedom, so why couldn't we have a smidge of it. Whatever, I may actually be here for Candyce's party...So, I really hope so. Sorry, for such a crappy post, but you chose to read it, so it's not my fault, now is it?
Slid down the rainbow at 9:39 PM
6 Comments:
  • At Monday, June 18, 2007 6:02:00 AM, Blogger Toastful said…

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  • At Monday, June 18, 2007 10:16:00 AM, Blogger Toastful said…

    Long 'un.
    I was alive at 1 am...and awake. You could've called me. Well, I feel better now, cuz I was being whiney about the same thing yesterday. So you weren't alone.
    That kinda saddens me, and I'm not sure if it should or not...If you know what I'm talking about, good for you. Though really, it doesn't take too many brain cells, it's the next topic in your blog.
    Don't you always feel like hanging out with Ellen?
    Sorry for the idea that went wrong. Mosaics are nice though.
    You're not a jerk.
    No music. Bummer. Rilo Kiley's good. But I think it's a little depressing. And in one of the songs she's talking about a woman, which I didn't expect and was slightly confused about.
    How is the keyboard whimsical?
    I've never seen Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
    My sister is like that. But this week, she's at dance camp from 9 to 3 every day. And Kat's in summer school. So I have peace to listen to music or write or read or do whatever. Ahhh. (Not AHHHH!, but ahhh, like a relaxed sigh)
    Good for Ellen!
    I think you're right about the reading.
    I'm glad you'll be there.
    The post wasn't all that crappy, not as crappy as mine usually are.

     
  • At Monday, June 18, 2007 12:54:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Hey its Toaster. This is so weird because I was up until like midnight that same night feeling exactly the same way! I was feeling very lonely and really wanted to talk to someone! I got on IM but no one was on. Which book were you reading? I actually don't hate the "I am one of you forever" book. Its actually kinda funny but it just got sad. If your reading "To kill a mockingbird" then i understand. I read that book 3 years ago and i didn't like it very much. You should call me and maybe we could do something before you leave unless you are leaving super soon.

     
  • At Sunday, June 24, 2007 1:11:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Toaster. hey i jsut discovered you have another blog and i wrote a comment and then found out i couldn't publish it and i don't feel like writing it all over again. you should feel disappointed. not really.

     
  • At Monday, June 25, 2007 7:48:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Toaster. Are you still here or have you left on your trip? If so i will be very sad.

     
  • At Tuesday, July 31, 2007 1:20:00 PM, Blogger Toastful said…

    You! Yes, You there, friend of mine! YOU need to write on this blog some more. I've written on mine. I just wrote a ~good~ post. So now it's your turn. Go!

     
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