The Umbrella Chronicles.
Saturday, June 09, 2007
oh my devil.
I'm really deadly tired, but I do NOT want to go to sleep. I feel really crappy right now. And I think my hands are shrinking, or the keyboard is getting bigger. Wait, can electronics grow? Yea, you're true, very true, they can not. Pirate. Ar..guh. I feel very weak. I swallow lots of fluids. I...I...aye....eye....sigh....my....rye...lie....bye...tie...nie...wait, that is a word not. Do you know that little dent above your lip and below your nose?...What's it called? And why is it there? Huh...back to my original point. Hold on, did I spell original right? It looks very, very, wrong. Delete that last comma. Anyway, back to my very turse point. I just realized I never had a point. Anyway....
i love you all an extremely much. for the most part.
pop!!!!!
g'bye.
Slid down the rainbow at 6:39 PM
3 Comments:
  • At Monday, June 11, 2007 5:50:00 AM, Blogger Toastful said…

    For the most part?
    You sounded like you were on drugs when you wrote that.
    Yes, keyboards are one of the few electronics that can grow. They shrink, too, but only when they're depressed.
    I know why that little dent is there...but i don't remember. Someone told me once, though. I think it helps you smell or something.
    Original is spelled right.
    Oh, hey, I watched Music and Lyrics. Awesome movie.

     
  • At Monday, June 11, 2007 5:52:00 AM, Blogger Toastful said…

    Seriously. I find something to comment about in all of that drunken craziness and you can't comment on my stuff? Not cool, man.

     
  • At Monday, June 18, 2007 1:02:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Toaster. OK ARE YOU HIGH? cuz you really sound like it. I think you should go to sleep if non living things are growing. I love you too and i'm a little worried about you now.

     
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