The Umbrella Chronicles.
Thursday, April 19, 2007
Fredricka!
true spelling, I checked.
anyway!!!
YAY!!!! FREDRICKA!!!!
She's so special.
I love her, love her, love her!
Most kids wanna be a firefighter or something when they grow up....
I WANNA BE RICKA!!!
I'm so happy squint squints of joy.
>.<
That seriously made me wanna be an anchor.
I know that sounds dumb, but, it did.
I mean, It is journalism.
anywho.
I gotsta go.

P.S.
DO THE RICKA!!!
Slid down the rainbow at 6:34 PM 2 comments
Friday, April 13, 2007
railroad fest.
Yesterday, the Railroad Festival started. It's this huge annual event they hold right here in *****, Mississippi. People from all over come. There's rides, and bands, and lots of food. It's basically like our fair. That's about all I have to say about that. So heres to you, my very tiny post about the Railroad Festival. Laura..
Slid down the rainbow at 10:59 AM 2 comments
Thursday, April 12, 2007
photography.
I love photography. That would definitely be a fall back plan if journalism didn't work out. But, journalism will work out, it has to, so maybe photography could just be a hobby.But, anyway, I've been taking a few pictures around the house, and I love taking pictures when we are traveling, so that was just a train of thought I decided to share. This is a very short and lame post, but I'm publishing it anyhow. I'll write something longer tonight. seeya later decorator. [I've been watching Top Design]
P.S. Post more, please, oh, please Chels. I'll even give you a topic. Toenails. Kidding. How about. Summer. There's gotta be something you have to say about Summer.
Slid down the rainbow at 2:08 PM 1 comments
more quotes.
Gilmore Girls quotes continue...

"Lorelai Gilmore. Nope, doesn't sound modely enough. You need something that stands out more. How about Waffle. We could call you Waffle and say you're from Belgium."
"How many times have I told you not to ring bells? They can dent, or scratch, and they make dogs go crazy. Who do you think you are, the Hunchback of Notre Dame? Are you French? Are you Circular? I don't think so."
"Oh, geez." "Up, Please!" "You made a rhyme."
[Emily speaking, quite drunk.]"Isn't the party going to be absolutely marvelous, Lorelai?" "Ab Fab, Sweetie Darling." "Isn't she entertaining? She's like a Chimp. Isn't she like a Chimp, Gypsie?"
"I mean, we’re not good friends but we’re friends. We’re friendly....Friendish might be a better term."
"Oh my God, it's Audrey Hepburn. You're Audrey Hepburn in Sabrina."(that one is obviously for me.)

I will continue to update this.
Slid down the rainbow at 10:20 AM 4 comments
Gilmore Girls.
I could talk about the Gilmore Girls for hours. Their show is so entertaining between the intense drama and the highly cultured humor. The cast is so perfect, and has such good chemistry together. If only I could ever act on a show so zany and unique. The Show will make you laugh, will make you cry, will make you smile, and make you wonder. It will make you forget about all the people running in circles all around you. The small town feel of obsolete places and familiar faces that are so worn in yet so lovable invites you to join the offbeat feel of the community. Here's a list of great moments that I'm sure my "readers" will enjoy. Some of these aren't exact but, you'll remember them and laugh anyhow.

"Oy with the Poodles already."
"Copperboom!"
"When Rory was a little girl she would try a cheer up the Weeping Willow. She would stand around and...oh, never mind, that was me."
"I'm going to the coat closet to make-out, don't eat my chicken." "That's going on your tombstone."
"Oh my god, Paris, You're like a pop-up book from hell."
"...come up from behind and whack you in the head with a canoli."

-Oh, I've got a really funny one that I won't put on here for Chelsea's sake of not having seen it. Oh well.
Okay, I've gotta go, But, I'll put more quotes later.
Pip pip.
Slid down the rainbow at 9:58 AM 1 comments
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
yayyy.
I found internet, yippee.
So I'm going to type what I had written on my Legal Pad.

I've been writing in my blog so much that when I'm not I feel lost without it, Yea, I know that sounds majorly dumb, oh well. So now, I've been reduced to writing my blogs down on a bright yellow legel pad, and coming back to the computer later and typing it out, because I have no internet access at my grandparents. I'm having to stay at my grandparents, while my daddy takes my brother to Nashville, where my mommy is, so that she can fly up to Chicago with him so he can look at a college that our uncle works at. I love this pen, which is going to sound really stupid now that I'm typing this instead of writing. My sister is playing with my cousin, and they are doing cheers that will be engraved in my mind for the reast of Spring Break, yippee. Whoa, writing on paper takes up space so much faster than typing things up does. I've already filled up a whole page on my legal pad. Just by rambling. I wish I was playing soccer right now. I miss playing. But now that the voodoo family screwed up my toe, I guess soccer may not be the best idea in the world. I guess I will wrap this ever so boring post up. Be back to the legal pad later. <3Laura.

Most of that isn't true any longer. Oh well, I thought I'd type it up just to fill in another post anyway. I plan on doubling the number of posts on my blog over Spring Break, I think It's gonna happen too. So, I'll try to get back to this tonight once more. lovelovelovelove-Laura.
Slid down the rainbow at 2:45 PM 4 comments
seeya.
I'd very briefly like to tell you that I am going to my Grandparents tonight, and they have no internet, so I won't be posting anymore tonight. But, read all my new posts and comment them to give me something to come back to. Thank you and good day.
Slid down the rainbow at 12:57 PM 1 comments
crappy toe.
I think I may have broken my toe. That sounds like a load of crap, but, I did seriously hurt it. I probably didn't break it, but, I think I fractured a bone in it or something. Anyway, it hurts really bad, and it's making me really mad. It's hard to even walk on so, I've been walking on the side of my foot, and now that's bruised. So, I'm really pissed off at my dumb toe. I don't even know how I did it. It was during my sleep at the hotel. I think the voodoo family has been following us or something! AHH! Anyway, it was swollen like twice it's normal size when i woke up, It really freaked me out. One more post and I will have written a third of all my posts in the past three days. I hope I start writing a lot more of these like this. It's been a lot of fun. And I have a lot to say. So, I want to try to make this a daily thing. Unless, I truly have nothing to say, which is rare. Okay, well, on that note, I guess I will leave, because, I have nothing left to say. :)*Laura
Slid down the rainbow at 9:08 AM 1 comments
Tuesday, April 10, 2007
Audrey Hepburn, my loves.
Audrey Hepburn has got to be my favorite hero of all time, by far. For one, she's an amazing actress. But, past that she has done so much for the community. I'd love to be like her when I get older, and fully idolize her. She's also the only person I can think of that can pull off short bangs. I know that's not a very idealistic thing to say but, basically, I'm trying to say she's beautiful no matter what. I thought I would share this knowledge of Audrey Hepburn with you, because no one should go through life without knowing a little piece of information about her. I will be sure to come back to this subject in a later post.
Slid down the rainbow at 9:13 PM 2 comments
high school ?
Am I ready for High School? I'm not really sure. But, I'm sure as heck ready to get out of this joke of an education-system middle school. I will say quite honestly, that I believe that only < or = 2% of what I have learned in Middle School will actually turn out helping me in the future. And only 0.5 of that 2% will I actually remember to use. Doing this math, we would be able to accomplish learning all of this in a single day of school and still have about 20 free minutes to spare. Now, don't you feel cheated out of the past 3 or so years of your life.[If you are in fact a upcoming high school student.] Anyway, I really think I'm ready to move on to high school, I would really love to just jump in there next week, because I'm sick and tired of Middle School, and that's the flat out truth.
Slid down the rainbow at 8:51 PM 1 comments
France.
I cannot wait to go to France. It'll be oh so amazing. The art and structure of the country in itself sweeps me off my feet. The culture and motion of its unique aura lures me further into the exotic embrace of the hardest to keep up with nation. The whole country gives off an artistic vibe that sends me into a dreamy state hardly possible to come away from. Do you understand how in love with this country I am? I hope, because I'm not writing any more about it tonight, so try to imagine the rest.
Slid down the rainbow at 8:37 PM 1 comments
special state of mind.
I type so many entries when I am in Mississippi. I think it's because I love typing on this keyboard. So much. It's fun, for some odd reason. It kinda sucks that our keyboard back home isn't this cool because I would rather write a bunch of entries there rather than here, while I'm spending awesome time with my awesome daddy, because I would rather be spending time with him than typing away at this silly blog. Here I am again, typing instead of spending the quality-time I should be. But, I guess that's alright for right now, because, it's my brother's last night here, so they are spending lots of time together even though daddy is going to come back for another week after Spring Break is over. So I guess I can stay on here and type a little while longer. I feel bad that I'm on the computer so much all the time. But, it's just good to be sucked away from the true world and be surreal for while and this is the way I create that special state of mind when it comes time. I got new socks today. They are really nice, and snug. I like them a lot. I wish I got more than two pairs. I also got a new shirt. It has Audrey Hepburn on it. And it's gray. And it's a picture of her in dark gray, from Breakfast at Tiffany's, one of the most amazing offbeat films I've ever watched. Anywho, I need to bathe. I was messing with my hair tonight. And I put mousse in it and put a pretty little down the side. It's nice, but, it makes my hair feel all gross now. I wish Spring Break would never end. I hate school, with a passion right now. I need a bigger break from it than this. I can't wait until summer. Before, I was too scared to jump right into High School but, now I feel like I could deal with it, and I'm ready for this dumb Middle School joke to be through with. Oops, this post is getting long. I should probably end it. So, I'll post more, I've had some break-off-into-details posting ideas while writing this post, so I'll get back at you tomorrow, or tonight if I'm not feeling too tired later. Love you all. Toasty.
Slid down the rainbow at 7:57 PM 2 comments
ginger snaps.
I'm eating Ginger Snaps, with cream cheese. Yes, that sounds disgusting. But, It's not. It's delicious. But, now I'm thirsty. I'm listening Jackson Browne. But, I'm about to change it to 10,000 Maniacs. Anyway, that's all I had to say. Keep reading. Love always. The Actress Formerly Known As Triple L.
Slid down the rainbow at 1:47 PM 1 comments
exciting news. to the max.
I think I'm getting a bass guitar!!! I've always wanted to play, but, never thought that I would pursue it. But, me and my dad and my brother have been talking about it and I really think I'm going to get one. I'd really like a Jazz Bass, but I don't think that's going to happen. I'd really like for it to be white, whatever it is. The problem is that I have really short arms. So we are trying to find a short scale bass for me, but, we are having trouble finding one I like. On the way back to A-Land, we're going to stop at Guitar Center and check out what they've got. I don't think you could ever figure out how exciting this is for me. I love the sound of the Bass. It's so amazing. I was listening to Jaco Pastorius play and I fell even more in love with the sound of the bass guitar. He plays chords on a fretless bass. He's absolutely amazing. I didn't act very enthusiastic when my Daddy was showing me but, it was truly astonishing. I'm just naturally under-enthused about pretty much everything. Anyway. I'm floating in ecstasy here, so I thought I'd let you "all" know. Aimee-Laura.
Slid down the rainbow at 12:48 PM 1 comments
Monday, April 09, 2007
now,
that I have finished the quite large post, I feel very empty inside. I need something new to write about. Something exciting. What to write, what to write. Hehe, it's 5:14, that's my birthday. Right now my daddy is laying next to me, sleeping. So, I must be very, very quite. Hehe, Elmer Fudd. He makes me giggle, and revisit my past. I feel very accomplished after writing that quite enormous post. Are you proud of me? I hope Chelsea gets on soon so she can read it. Even if she did get on soon she won't finish reading it for another hour or so. That's how amazingly long it is. Don't believe me? Scroll down and look. I think I'll turn some music on. some very, very quite music on. Oh, yes. Nice and only-hearable-for-dogs. Just the way I like it. Oh, wait I just heard a whole word. I believe it might've been "hands". Okay, nevermind that. I'm getting taller. It's so exciting. One day you might feel this exhilarrated too, Chelsea. Heehee, I'm only joking, you. I had a dream the other night where I was in a band and I played the bass, which is like one of my dreams, and we wrote this amazing song. Then the band was like we should perform at the coffe house tomorrow. And I was like we won't have it ready by then, push it foward a night. And then I ran into Mrs. Miller and she was all of a sudden like "Mrs. Allison showed me how you did at State competition, I'm very dissapointed in you, Laura." and then she went off on a lecture about how I messed it up for the team. Then I looked past Mrs. Miller and there was Mrs. Allison and her spawn of the devil [Breanna, for anyone who just happened to not be Chelsea.] Then Silver, Karen's dog, woke me up by licking my face. So, yea I thought I'd share that small reverie with you people. Huh, I guess I'll post this before I start to get scared that I'm going to be an idiot again and oddly delete a perfectly get post. gone-two-in-a-row-with-no-return-button~Laura
Slid down the rainbow at 3:10 PM 2 comments
brain issues- redone.
I just deleted a HUGE post I wrote, so I am really pissed off! But, I'm going to try to rewrite it, which isn't going to work, but, I'll try.

Okay, since, I'm bored, I decided that I would try to write a whole post with no spaces,so I will not be called a so-called "cheater", so as to make my special mental friend Chelsea, jolly. Okay, so you know that special Vista "by windows" or whatever. Yea, it's a load of crap. I didn't tell you this when you first got it, because you seemed so cheery. But all it is is the crappy PC, "i-still-get-viruses", non-innovative version of the oh-so-amazing-Mac. widgets, mac. fun noises, mac. icon zooming, mac. All the other cool stuff, MAC! So I hope you and your Screwy Vista that will have to be restarted, will load up with junk the minute you get it out, and will get viruses every other week have a good ole time together. But, only because I love you chelsea. Bill Gates can go jump off a roof for all I care. Anyway, that was about the longest car trip in the world. Karen makes everything so slow. She's cool and all but that took somewhere around 24 hours longer than it ever should've. I'm reading The Golden Compass, again. Have you read the Golden Compass? If you haven't you should. it's really good. I'm ordering the second Withern Rise book, but they are taking forever... I like how even though I'm typing in a post, I'm talking directly to you the whole time Chelsea. It's kinda funny. Whoops, i almost put a space right there. Good thing I didn't because that could've been mistaken as "cheating". I still don't understand how you can cheat on a blog. It's a blog for God's sake. Are there any other rules I shuld know about blogging for future reference. I wouldn't want to get called a cheater again. I mean that hurt deep, deep inside. I'm like so pissed off right now, and I can't even figure out why. I mean I'm typing so frikin fast right now. It's like a phenomenon how fast I'm writing. My fingers are about to explode into a million pieces. That's how fast I'm typing. I like staying at my daddy's house. He serves me coffee in the morning. I like staying with him for lots of other reasons too, though, so don't get me wrong. I bet you could guess what special time of the month it is pretty easy. if not, i'm very dissapointed in you. I decided that if I could have any room added to my house, it would be a little breakfast bar type of room like the one's that they have at hotels, with every possible muffin ever made served, and all kinds of yummy coffee, and cereals that come out of cool little turny thingamabobbers. That would be quite wonderful. Not, really though. There are lots of other rooms I would much rather have than that. For example, A full-out Music related room. Millions of wonderful albums by every worthy artist imaginable. Every musical instrument thought up. from Kazoos to drum sets. Tons of great musical equipment. Logic pro 7 to record and create wonderful music yourself. A stage to perfom wonderful music. Walls filled with great bands and artists. Or another idea. A movie theatre room. With an old-timey movie projector. And a movie library, with all the classics and every great movie out there. I would love to have a whole huge house full of rooms that all had a different cause or subject. I would have one room called the Wisdom Room that was completely white that had a huge head on the wall that knew everything you could possibly want to know. I would have three large guest rooms where only my closest friends could stay.[That's you, Chelsea!] I should probably stop before I get carried away. Oops, too late. Oooooh, I would have an Obstacle Course room, that obtained a complex obstacle course that changed everytime it was complete, so it would never get boring. I would have a room that was an indoor soccer field where you could pick the level of diffuculty of your team and the Refs were always fair. The Photography room would have my very own developments hanging all across the walls, black&white, sepia, and vibrant with color. The Travel Den would enable you to visit anywhere in the World and it would contain treasures from previous trips. There would be an enchanted garden outback with mythical creatures. Gnomes, pixies, and elves. One huge tree that reached the stars, with a bucolic but sturdy swing hanging from it's wise branches, where all the creatures of forrest-like garden would sleep once a week, they would be quite energetic, and not often need sleep. There would be a quaint but charming hotel far down the meadows, there to run and play in, with all proceeds going to charity. Children would gather in the Storytelling Parlor to hear the most spectacular tales. A room for all the costumes imaginable, where each costume would give you the power and skills of your alias. A Library where you could jump into the books and become a part of them. A room to create all the arts ever thought up, and beyond. A room of tranquility. A sound-proofed room made especially for screaming all your feelings out, no pillows required. A room filled with sweets unable to rot your insides. The Hero Room where you could meet your heroes and talk to them. Doesn't that sound absolutely magical?? -sigh- Why does the world have to suck so much? All we ever do in this place is fight. Arguing and yelling and killing and disagreeing and crying and rejecting and...can't people use their brains and figure out that all we ever do is going no where? Half the people in the world are doing all the can do, while the other half is sitting around trying to convince others of their beliefs even though it'll never be resolved. Global Warming. For those who don't believe in it, that's okay. But, don't you think that there's a teeny weeny itsy bitsy chance that it could be plausible? And if there is, wouldn't you rather stop denying it's truth and instead do something about it before it has a chance to prove it's truth. Along with all the other problems. That's just one example. We argue so much, instead of preventing what may or may not happen. We waste our time fighting against each other when we should be protecting together. I'm so tired of getting nowhere because people don't see that we are infact getting nowhere. I wish Gandhi was still alive. Gandhi would help a lot at this in our World. here should be a lot more Gandhi's out there. I'm going to wrap this up before it fails again. I'm really scared of that now. That would suck so bad. It was even longer last time. I can't believe I wrote so much of it again. Man, I have a lot of spare time. Oh well, I'll try to continue on some of these thoughts later. Love, restrained-from-hitting-the-return-button-Laura.
Slid down the rainbow at 2:16 PM 3 comments
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